The United States Political Administration (USPA) has issued an urgent recall for George W. Bush.
USPA has warned citizens not to confuse this model with the previous presidential products, such as George H. W. Bush, senior. Although these earlier products have been discontinued, the only danger is frequent urination and chronic forgetfulness. These are manufacturer related and likely a result of faulty wiring.
However, today’s model president Bush is extremely dangerous due to a factory mishap. While the Bush brain was being manufactured by Harvard “scientists,” there were a series of major laboratory spills involving ethyl and methyl alcohol.
“We thought forty years would be enough time for the brain to dry out,” explains one of the scientists working on the recalled President George W. Bush.
The brain is thought to be saturated beyond repair and American citizens are asked to drag their President Bush into the nearest Wallmart hunting department for immediate disposal and replacement with a Democrat of their choice.
“It is not safe to keep the Bushes in your home. We will happily exchange these inferior models with one of the more efficient, safer, better-made democrats available,” says Walt Wallmart.
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